Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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