Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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