Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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