It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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