After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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