So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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