I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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