She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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