Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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