vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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