thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
this will be a night to untag.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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