He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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