I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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