So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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