Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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