I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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