my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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