You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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