my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He shit in the fireplace
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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