Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do you still have your period?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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