her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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