we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
How's work?
Spinning.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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