your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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