the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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