I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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