quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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