Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you traded sex for a burrito?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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