would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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