glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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