You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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