im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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