i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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