fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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