I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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