Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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