Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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