..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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