Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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