Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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