we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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