brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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