i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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