the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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