windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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