She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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