So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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