only if we run a train.
done.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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