So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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