Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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