What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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