She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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