Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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