pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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