Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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