Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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