he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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