how do flat chested girls get laid?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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